While some women might have been offended at that kind of talking, my wife beams an "I love you" smile at me. She has been patiently asking for a dairy cow for quite some time and her time has finally come. We are as ready as we are going to be, so Lord willing we will have a new animal on our pasture by next week.
(Now I have to think of some witty remark when someone says, "Don't have a cow!" Any suggestions?)
~Taylor